zebeck:

DIRK. LET THAT DOWN. I’M TRYING TO *SEDuCE* YOu.

Not working. 

this is only a quick dumb doodle so idc anymore about the terrible aanatomy and shit augh augh hahahaha

anyway a headcanon is that uu will drag dirk from his robots all the time and dumb him on a pile of pillows on the bed and cling to him in uncomfortable positions trying to cuddle with him and “seduce” him………………. whispers it’s the full yaoi

i’ll delete this in the morning or something idk

Perfect uu headcanons. (Feat. Myself and uncordialultima)

Detta: he would punch dave so hard if he could!!!
and if dirk wouldn't just
punch him afterwards
dirk: hahaha yeah dirk would
Detta: he'd wind up punching back and then immediately apologizing because shit he just punched his only friend
and then he'd be like wait no what the fuck am i doing apologizing
dirk: and then dirk would noogie him
Detta: and he has no clue what's going on DIRK WHAT THE FuCK ARE YOu DOING.
dirk: and he'd just laugh and keep noogie-ing him
Detta: he flails a lot and then he just kind of slumps over and lets it happen
dirk: cutie
Detta: even after it's all said and done no one tells him what the hell just happened
so he pretends it's a natural human custom for accepting apologies
Detta: and the next time someone tells him they're sorry he tries to do that
Detta: and they're just like dude what
dirk: oh my god
Detta: it would be something stupid too
like if he were on earth and not a green skull monster at the store and someone bumped into him and said sorry HE'D JUST PULL THEM ASIDE AND NOOGIE THEM

I AM STARTING TO WISH TO BE HuMAN. JuST TO HOARD A BuNCH OF HuMAN DELICACIES. AND THEN YOu KNOW. RETuRN TO BEING MY uSuAL SELF. IT’S SuRPRISINGLY DIFFICuLT TO ACQuIRE A LOT OF SWEET THINGS. THE SELECTION I HAVE IS NOWHERE NEAR AS VAST AS WHAT I WOuLD HAVE. WERE I HuMAN.

foodiefied:

chocolate wafer roll sticks

pandakissing:

Something so delicious and so little be packed with tons of calories?! Ah, fuck you for being so fucking mouth-watering though. 

emeraldandsilverbullets:

Ah thats a load of shambles and comfoolery on your side then!

but in other words how are you fairing?

I’M SuDDENLY FAIRING VERY WELL ACTuALLY. I AM PERHAPS THE MOST JOVIAL I’VE BEEN. IN A LONG TIME. MY INNATE DESIRE TO KILL IS BuT A MERE TICKLE AT THE BACK OF MY HEAD. THAT IS HOW GOOD OF A MOOD I’M IN.

(Source: uncordialultima)

stillershades replied to your post: WELL. THAT WAS SATISFYING. TO SOME DEGREE.

the fuck did you do

NONE OF YOuR BuSINESS.

WELL. THAT WAS SATISFYING. TO SOME DEGREE.